And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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