normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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