a queef is a wish your heart makes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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