That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
