There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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