32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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