It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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