She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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