worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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