I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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