I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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