We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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