Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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