super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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