Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The adults are the big ones right?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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