Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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