Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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