Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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