i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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