i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
they need to just BURY HIM!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
