When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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