We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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