Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
