i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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