If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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