Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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