So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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