Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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