fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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