I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
