Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ugly people sure do ruin things
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
