I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You were trust falling into bushes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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