i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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