All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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