His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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