I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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