So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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