I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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