Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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