how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
