I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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