Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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