he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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