I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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