I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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