If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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