'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club š
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
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