Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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