Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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