your thong is hanging out like whoa
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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