Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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